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God came back after graffiting my house and giving me a new copy of Super Mario Odyssey. This time, he gave me a message that almost seemed like mockery. Last night, I suddenly woke up in the middle of the night to the sound of glass being violently shattered. I assumed it was probably nothing and went back to sleep.
But this morning, I woke up to find that one of my windows had been smashed and on the ground, there was a brick with a picture tied to it. I picked up the brick and looked at the picture. IT WAS A PICTURE OF THOSE LESBIANS CUDDLING NAKED IN BED! It also had a message saying: "Something you will never get to be a part of."
God must have given me this to see if I would be tempted by what I saw and go back to my sinful lifestyle, but I instead resisted my temptations and burned the picture while praying. I'm sure this made God smile. I can't wait to tell my new preacher about this.
But this morning, I woke up to find that one of my windows had been smashed and on the ground, there was a brick with a picture tied to it. I picked up the brick and looked at the picture. IT WAS A PICTURE OF THOSE LESBIANS CUDDLING NAKED IN BED! It also had a message saying: "Something you will never get to be a part of."
God must have given me this to see if I would be tempted by what I saw and go back to my sinful lifestyle, but I instead resisted my temptations and burned the picture while praying. I'm sure this made God smile. I can't wait to tell my new preacher about this.
Human beings have no morality
Are you black? Do you have white friends? They would've used you as a slave 175 years ago.
Are you female? Do you have male friends? They would've treated you as property 125 years ago.
Are you gay? Do you have straight friends? They would've shunned you 50 years ago.
Point being: Humans have to actual morality, they just mimic whatever the authority believes. And if authority changes its mind, they do too. Like how Adolf Hitler said Jews aren't human and nearly everyone in Germany believed it without question.
Humans are not moral beings, just robots with programming.
I RAN INTO MY PHYSICS TEACHER AT THE GROCERY STORE
I thought I would never see him again...but I was wrong! It all started when I saw him across the isle with his ugly son. He noticed me and smiled. Wtf?! What a creep! He then started doing sounds with his mouth and motions with his hands of turning on a stove burner. HE WAS MOCKING MY HENTAI GETTING BURNED AGAIN! AND THEN HE STARTED LAUGHING!
I was so ready to run over there and give him a piece of my mind, but then I remembered Leviticus 19:18 and turned around. I thought I would get everything else I needed so fast that I wouldn't see him again, but I was wrong. I saw him again at the very last isle, the freezer isle. His son was excited
I love my new church!
I've been going there for a while, but I only recently got around to talking about it. I just realized that I usually only write about negative things on here, so it's time I wrote something positive out instead. The preacher and everyone else are so nice and supportive. Everyone at my old church kind of just ignored me and acted nervous if I tried to jump in any conversation. They were pretty rude.
They were nice at first, but ever since the first day after my preacher burned my hentai, they treated me like a monster about to go off or something. And my physics teacher would always mock me while I was there and the preacher didn't care that
10 reasons why vore is better than sex
10: You cannot get pregnant from vore.
When having sex, you run the risk of an unwanted pregnancy. But with a vore roleplay, there's no danger of this.
9: You cannot rape someone using vore.
It is impossible to traumatize a reasonable person by talking about vore. If we all became voraphiles right now, rape would be a thing of the past.
8: You can't prove it's impossible.
A lot of people assert vore is impossible and never will be possible, but they have zero scientific evidence for this. Growth rays, shrink rays, giant realistic androids, magic, aliens, simulations. There are tons of ways to make vore real someday.
7: Even if it is imp
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Dude, are you fucking serious?
PEOPLE ARE BREAKING YOUR SHIT. "God" didn't do jack shit for you. And I'm sure God's looking at you like, "The fuck is wrong with this guy? He harassed 2 women and tried to get them arrested. He clearly doesn't follow the things I've told everyone to do. 
".
".I bet a friend or family of the lesbians heard about what you did to them and got their revenge on you for harassing them. THAT IS A CLEAR SIGN TO FUCKING STOP.