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People are always going on about how weird another person's sexuality is, but people rarely try to explain their sexuality. They just make the confusion worse by answering with "Because I like it."

For example, I am anime-heterosexual. I'm heterosexual, but I don't find real women attractive. Only anime women.

Can I explain that? Of course I can. Real women are so fat and full of imperfections, whereas anime women have sexy body shapes, perfect skin, big and beautiful eyes and often even uniquely colored hair to express their personality.

Not to mention, anime women are far more interesting, intelligent and kind. The only things real women care about are makeup, fashion and gossip.

I could never have sex with a real woman or I would vomit, I'd only ever have sex with a beautiful anime woman.

Now it's your turn, explain your sexuality.
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:iconjnapierindustries:
JNapierIndustries Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2017
I told you to choose between mental hospital or Amsterdam!
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Adam-Walker Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2017  Student Writer
Amsterdam is a city. Why's the choice between an institution and a city in the Netherlands, if not its capital?
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:iconjnapierindustries:
JNapierIndustries Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2017
I picked Amsterdam because that is where John Lennon and Yoko Ono had their bed in for peace! The year was 1969, and they were in the Amsterdam Hilton.
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Adam-Walker Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2017  Student Writer
Besides the link to The Beatles, does Amsterdam have a particularly high crime rate?

If Retro went there, would he get kidnapped or murdered by the Penose?
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JNapierIndustries Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2017
I do not know much about Amsterdam. But him leaving DA is one thing I want for Christmas!
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:iconadam-walker:
Adam-Walker Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2017  Student Writer
You probably won't get it. Because Santa isn't real.
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JNapierIndustries Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2017
I know Santa is fake! 
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suuxxmhco Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2017
To be honest,you seem like a lunatic by the way you think,and I'm very disgusted by you,and I sincerely hope you die
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JNapierIndustries Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2017
GET AWAY NOW!! GO DIE IN THE COLD NOVEMBER RAIN THIS YEAR!!!! WHEN YOU LEAVE THE NET FOR GOOD, WE WILL LEAVE YOU!! This stuff is why we hate you!! Do you have that in your head!?
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KeithVII Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
This isn't really 'explaining' your sexuality.  The drive for reproduction is a powerful one in most creatures.  What could have caused you to find appropriate partners so offputting and turn you to fictional fantasy women?  
The anime women are, after all, idealized forms of human women.  So it'd be difficult to explain why you find the ideal attractive and ALL cases of the inspiration to be repulsive...

Seems like you're just rationalizing your fantasies, with a bonus heaping of scorn on a stereotypical and negative view of women.
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Adam-Walker Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2017  Student Writer
:iconretrospriteresources: :iconsaysplz: "LIBERAL! That's not my opinion, that's the T to the R to the U-T-H! Anime women are perfect and real women are ugly!"
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:iconjnapierindustries:
JNapierIndustries Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2017
I want to STAB you, Satan!!
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:iconadam-walker:
Adam-Walker Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2017  Student Writer
Who are you calling Satan?
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:iconjnapierindustries:
JNapierIndustries Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2017
Retro! He's like the devil in disguise!
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:iconadam-walker:
Adam-Walker Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2017  Student Writer
He's not like the devil in disguise. He's just crazy.
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FluffyKyubey42 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2017

Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes.


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Adam-Walker Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2017  Student Writer
I know this may be fake but don't you have Cars on DVD? If so, you can jack off (can't believe alI said that) in the comfort of you own home.
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FluffyKyubey42 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2017
This was a copypasta, it's not real.
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Adam-Walker Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2017  Student Writer
I had a feeling it wouldn't be real. 

But isn't the actual word "creepypasta" instead of "copypasta"? Or does a Copypasta actually exist? If so, then what is it?
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FluffyKyubey42 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2017
Yup.

No, copypastas are just things you copy and paste around the internet. Creepypastas are a specific type of copypasta and are things like creepy short stories or urban legends. 
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Keijix Featured By Owner Edited Oct 9, 2017
I believe in dA hetero women don't exist. Only bis, as, pans, polys, homos, anime-homos, transs, and dendrophilia women...
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Pastelkittyprincess Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2017  Student Traditional Artist
Everyone is a little bit gay keijix, everyone knows that XD
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Keijix Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2017
XDD certainly x)
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Pastelkittyprincess Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2017  Student Traditional Artist
Lol jaysexual
LGBTQIAJ
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RetroSpriteResources Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2017
I...think you might be right.
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kappaprince Featured By Owner Edited Oct 8, 2017  Student Digital Artist
>"For example, I am anime-heterosexual. I'm heterosexual, but I don't find real women attractive. Only anime women."
Well, that means you're still straight. The anime part is only a preference. :v

>"Real women are so fat and full of imperfections, whereas anime women have sexy body shapes, perfect skin, big and beautiful eyes and often even uniquely colored hair to express their personality.
Not to mention, anime women are far more interesting, intelligent and kind. The only things real women care about are makeup, fashion and gossip."

This is just overgeneralization. Not all IRL women are like that, they can be pretty and kind too, whereas anime women can be bitchy and ugly.

Also, do I even need to explain my sexuality? Your brain's probably too small to grab the concept of being an asexual aromantic.
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Adam-Walker Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2017  Student Writer
:iconretrospriteresources: :iconsaysplz: "My brain's the best thing since sliced bread! Also overgeneralization doesn't exist. AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL anime women: S*xy as ****! Real women: UUUUUUUUUGGGGGGLLLLLLLYYYY!"
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BoxytheBoxTurtle Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2017  Student Traditional Artist
Anime-heterosexual is not a legitimate sexuality. Try again.
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Adam-Walker Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2017  Student Writer
:iconretrospriteresources: :iconsaysplz: "Anime heterosexuality IS a genuine sexuality!!!!!!"
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Adam-Walker Featured By Owner Edited Oct 8, 2017  Student Writer
Of course anime girls have bush baby eyes. They are anime and that's how anime is often designed.

"Real women are so fat and full of imperfections" Oh yeah? Name three imperfections that 'plague' real women. Bear in mind as well, that for me, perfection in a woman does not exist.

As for my sexuality, I would rather enjoy reality than anime for a few reasons:

#1 It's a piece of fiction. Anyone who has a fictional sexuality like yourself is mad.
#2 Real women are far, FAR more attractive than fictional ones. Hell, I've known many pretty girls in my time and there still are pretty girls today at my university.
#3 "The only things real women care about are makeup, fashion and gossip." I beg to differ. But you may believe that because you're an American and I'm a Briton (yes, this demonym is real. Unlike anime and every single anime person you call your waifu.).

You may vomit if you had intercourse with a real woman, but what would you do if she wanted to go out with you? Would you go home and cry to Mummy? Like a big wuss?
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Pastelkittyprincess Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2017  Student Traditional Artist
His mom is no longer with us..
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Adam-Walker Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2017  Student Writer
Ohvwell.

How do you lnow?
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Adam-Walker Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2017  Student Writer
:O
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Pastelkittyprincess Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2017  Student Traditional Artist
I type way too much God. I'm hiding this comment because I have too much information about myself-don't be offended 
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Adam-Walker Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2017  Student Writer
You can say that again.
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